We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wish i was in the wii world.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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