WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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