i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just high enough for therapy.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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