I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
There r osticjed everywhere
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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