proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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