Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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