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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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