So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Enjoy the penises
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
