I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's just like the Real World with babies
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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