How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
