I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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