the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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