idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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