i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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