i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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