I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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