we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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