More tranny stories later!
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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