Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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