How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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