we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Still dying that you shit outside
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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