all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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