47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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