Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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