I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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