i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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