two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
it was like eating out sand paper
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Randomize
