Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
