Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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