Sponge bath it is.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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