Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
