my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Damn victory sex feels great
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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