Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
i out mim tonsoeep
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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