if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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