YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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