Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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