Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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