4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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