i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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