Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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