marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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