It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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