Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Someone signed my nipple.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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