who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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