Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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