Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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