i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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