What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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