Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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