So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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