Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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